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Entries mentioning the hospital

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005