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Entries mentioning iron

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005