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Entries mentioning belching

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999