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Entries mentioning lead

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006