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Entries mentioning catsup

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005