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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s March, 2012 goring & mauling

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Yup, still dead…

Rotted around March 11, 2012

I was still dead…

Putresced around March 4, 2012