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Pnårp’s December, 2021 decks & halls
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s December, 2021 decks & halls

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shouting at every houseplant