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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s October, 2021 ghasts & grues

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3

Pnårp’s September, 2021 guttersnipes & ragamuffins

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5

Pnårp’s August, 2021 defenestration & diabolatry

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1

Pnårp’s July, 2021 excalceation & podolatry

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4

Pnårp’s June, 2021 polyandrodactyly & monodigitocracy

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6

Pnårp’s May, 2021 nuking & paving

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2

Pnårp’s April, 2021 milquetoastery & mediocrity

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4

Pnårp’s March, 2021 renaissance & puissance

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7