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Pnårp’s August, 2021 defenestration & diabolatry

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1