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Pnårp’s August, 2021 defenestration & diabolatry
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s August, 2021 defenestration & diabolatry

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

And I still couldn’t find my comb

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Today I was being a…

Time to draw the bull