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Pnårp’s April, 2021 milquetoastery & mediocrity

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4