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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s May, 2021 nuking & paving

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2