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Pnårp’s June, 2022 eyes & ears

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5

Pnårp’s May, 2022 blunder & whitening

Dogging the Balphonse

Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29

Miscounting the protons

Demisemiquavered on May 22

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1

Pnårp’s April, 2022 thunder & lightning

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3

Pnårp’s March, 2022 dormfuddies & kookely-wangers

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6

Pnårp’s February, 2022 breaking & entering

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6

Pnårp’s January, 2022 pipping & squeaking

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2