2023: From bersimilitude & merspicasity… to testiclism & norpgodliness • Pnårp

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Pnårp’s December, 2023 testiclism & norpgodliness
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3
Pnårp’s November, 2023 scaphism & monaditism
Do better Retracted on November 26
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5
Pnårp’s October, 2023 flogging & squassation
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22
A real nobody Fettered on October 15
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1
Pnårp’s September, 2023 patrism & matrioscaphimetry
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3
Pnårp’s August, 2023 orphanotrophies & catastrophes
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6
Pnårp’s July, 2023 obsidian & jebusite
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16
Ratiocination and a rat Bugged off on July 9
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2
Pnårp’s June, 2023 obolobolosity & spearmintliness
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25
Chicken dickin’ good! Kennedy-fried on June 18
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4
Pnårp’s May, 2023 moribunditude & terwilligerism
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21
Tuna surprise Surprised on May 14
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7
Pnårp’s April, 2023 milestones & minestrone
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2
Pnårp’s March, 2023 dorsiflexing & Dors Feline
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5
Pnårp’s February, 2023 dormfudditism & luddlanders
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19
And the rest was history Revised for February 12
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5
Pnårp’s January, 2023 bersimilitude & merspicasity
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1

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