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Being dead means… Means a lot on September 21, 2025
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning houseplants

A potato and a crisation

Being dead means…

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

The twentieth best day of my life

Shouting at every houseplant