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Entries mentioning sneezing

A sneezeless day

Sternutated on July 27, 2025

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005