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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s July, 2006 tentacles & manacles

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

No dice

Gambled over on July 9, 2006

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship

Appeased prior to July 2, 2006