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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s December, 2006 wrenches & wenches

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Pnårp’s November, 2006 expostulations & hypotheticals

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

I forgot about Hitler again…

Posited because of November 19, 2006

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Pnårp’s October, 2006 ensmallening & prominence

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

Pnårp’s September, 2006 embiggening & cromulence

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

Pnårp’s August, 2006 fecklessness & stipples

Busy: Ankle-crawling kudzu

Toddled about on August 27, 2006

Busy: A whole flock of geese

Goosed before August 20, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

Pnårp’s July, 2006 tentacles & manacles

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

No dice

Gambled over on July 9, 2006

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship

Appeased prior to July 2, 2006

Pnårp’s June, 2006 fenders & benders

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006

Pnårp’s May, 2006 henpecks & viscosity

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

I still don’t trust these cookies…

Hollered well before May 14, 2006

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006

Pnårp’s April, 2006 mind-boggling & hornswoggling

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006

Hornswoggled, I tell you!

Connived on April 9, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

Pnårp’s March, 2006 ham & eggs

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Pnårp’s February, 2006 spoonerisms & philately

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

I need a new hobby

Telephoned on February 19, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Pnårp’s January, 2006 hotdogs & warthogs

Busy this week too!

Put out on January 29, 2006

Busy this week!

Placed next to January 22, 2006

She isn’t dead!

Copulated after January 15, 2006

Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?

Schmongeled under January 8, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006