Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?

Schmongeled under January 8, 2006

They’re all Westphalian Schmongeling Gnomes (Gnomus schmongelendi westphalici). A big one named Trûmglor enlightened me before disappearing down a pinstriped hole he had carved into the ground. I knew it, I knew it, I just knew it! Schmongeling Gnomes! Real Schmongeling Gnomes—from Westphalia!

At least Jennifer Love Hewitt’s feet are safe from them—for now.

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