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Entries mentioning a hole in the ground

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Dead in a hole

Deceased on December 30, 2007

Frozen in a hole

Frostbit on December 23, 2007

In a hole

Holed up on December 16, 2007

Spaceworthy guardsquirrels

Decompressed on December 9, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?

Schmongeled under January 8, 2006

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

Fell in a pit (again)

Masticated on May 1, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999

In the ground underneath my house

Drawn up for April 25, 1999