Pnårp’s favorite body parts
feet (203) buttocks (81) nose (106)
Pnårp’s favorite celebrities
Alyssa Milano (126) Anna Ohura (3) Britney Spears (36) Chloë Moretz (4) Christina Applegate (2) Hudson Leick (1) Jack Off Jill (8) Jada Fire (7) Jennifer Love Hewitt (33) Lucy Lawless (8) Spice Girls (56)
Pnårp’s family
my sister Plårp (16) my brother Grårp (15) my mother Mamårp (9)
Pnårp’s friends & enemies
Beatrice I.T. Carparker-Harshbarger (2) Madame Beaux Pieds (5) Borb McBorbley (9) Charlie Witherspoonworth (4) David Pinnfarb (11) Dinglebuckey (12) Engelbert Vlabbitteehoothie (3) Englebee Troobles (47) Fendippitous Eggmen (14) the fimbriated man (9) Forb McBorbley (1) Fyodor Vyacheslavovich Tvalashvili (5) Genevieve von Sträsmussenbörg (11) Gerhardt Groompkin (3) Glick Glick van der Glick (2) Gra (3) Gravitor (2) Grumfeld van der Spooijwanker (7) Haldûrburðgar (16) Harry Whyte (6) Herbert Hebert Hobbes (2) Iggy Kalamazoo-Kintaki-Meeps (6) Strahazazhia Kalamazoo-Kintaki-Meeps (18) Julian Rhoodie (12) Karl Winerboffer (4) Loquisha (38) Moosey (6) my new neighbor (14) Norb McBorbley (5) Ol’ Bummie (4) Mr. Ollanthorpe (16) Pam & Meg (18) Parndiddle McForsterbaster (3) Porb McBorbley (1) Pow, Biff, and Zork (2) President Piggy-Man (7) Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top (3) Ravna Olegg-Thorssondóttir (56) Richard Dreckers, Sr. (8) St. Joe Kowalski (3) Samuel Dreckers (50) Smelley (3) Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg (16) Szczerbaczewicz & Smith (9) Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger (18) Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer (7) Mr. Van der Woobie (15) Mr. Wilson (61) Yappie (40)
Other people Pnårp likes to talk about
Adolf Hitler (17) Alex Trebek (1) Ambrose Burnside (4) Ann Coulter (1) Augusto Pinochet (2) Barney the Dinosaur (1) Batman (1) Benjamin Netanyahu (1) Bill Clinton (3) Bill Gates (2) Bobby McGee (1) Bob Dole (2) Bozo the Clown (2) Brian Peppers (1) Bruce Coville (1) Bruce Springsteen (1) Charles Ingram (1) Charles Manson (1) Cordwainer Smith (27) Cthulhu (9) Dirk Dirk McGuirk (1) Dumbledore (6) Dweezil (1) Dylan Thomas (1) Edgar Allen Poe (1) Edward Bulwer-Lytton (4) Fate (8) Garfield (1) Gavrilo Princip (1) George Armstrong Custer (9) George H.W. Bush (1) George Orwell (2) George S. Patton (1) George W. Bush (7) God (43) Harry Turtledove (3) Henry Darger (1) H.G. Wells (1) H.P. Lovecraft (32) Hrothgar (2) James A. Garfield (1) James Henry Trotter (1) James Joyce (2) James Knox Polk (3) James Thurber (1) Jesus (17) Jimmy Carter (2) Joan Miró (1) Joseph Stalin (2) John Updike (9) Justin Bieber (2) Kevin Costner (2) Kim Jong-il (1) Kurt Vonnegut (12) Lady GaGa (5) Larry Niven (1) Lysander (2) Luck (2) MacGyver (4) George R.R. Martin (1) Michelle Malkin (1) Monica Lewinski (4) Napoléon Bonaparte (1) Newt Gingrich (1) Osama bin Laden (2) The Panchen Lama (1) Pablo Picasso (1) Philip Wylie (1) Popeye (4) P.T. Barnum (1) Rebo & Zooty (3) Richard Nixon (3) Rick Santorum (1) Robert A. Heinlein (1) Robert J. Sawyer (1) Robert Mapplethorpe (4) Ronald Reagan (2) Ron Paul (4) Rory Calhoun (10) Ross Perot (1) Rube Goldberg (4) RuPaul (2) Samuel Pepys (2) Santa Claus (6) Dr. Seuss (5) Sigmund Freud (2) Stephen King (5) Strom Thurmond (4) Thomas Bowdler (2) Thomas Jefferson (4) Thomas Malthus (3) Thrud (8) Vasco da Gama (1) Verner Vinge (9) Wilhelm Wundt (5) William Howard Taft (1) William James McPhee (3) William Shakespeare (5) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1)
Movies, TV, bands… and galoobery!
Avatar (1) Babylon 5 (11) Bang Bros (2) Battlestar Galactica (5) Coraline (2) Daffy Duck (1) Darkwing Duck (1) David the Gnome (1) Dishwasher Synergy (4) Disney (4) Elmer Fudd (1) Family Matters (2) Farscape (1) Firefly (2) Full House (2) Galoob (6) Inspector Gadget (1) Lexx (14) Lycanthropy (1) Marathon (18) Millennium (1) Murderdeathcock (6) The Outer Limits (1) Perfect Strangers (16) The Postman (2) Pound Puppies (2) The Ramones (1) The Simpsons (3) Space: Above and Beyond (4) Stargate SG-1 (4) Star Trek (17) Three Fat Fish (3) Twelve Monkeys (1) Winnie the Pooh (1) Xena: Warrior Princess (1) The X-Files (16)
Around the world… and elsewhere!
Abkhazia (1) The Acropolis (2) Afghanistan (9) Alabama (2) Alaska (4) Albuquerque, New Mexico (2) Älvdalen (1) Appalachia (3) Arizona (4) Arp, Texas (2) Athabasca (2) The Atlantic Ocean (9) Augsburg (1) Australia (10) Austria (2) Babylon (1) Bahamas (1) Bavaria (7) Beaufort, Maine (1) Belgium (2) Belize (1) Bermuda (7) Bobo, Mississippi (2) Bohemia (1) Bouillabaissia (16) Boston, Massachusetts (1) Brisbane (1) The Bronx (3) The Brundlesphere (18) Buffalo, New York (3) Bungholio, Michigan (1) Burkina Faso (4) Burnt Corn, Alabama (1) California (20) Canada (8) Cappadocia (4) The Carpathian Mountains (26) Çatal Höyük (1) Chechnya (6) China (13) Clairvaux (1) Contoocook, New Hampshire (1) Crete (2) Death Valley (1) Deshler, Ohio (1) Egypt (3) Eigentoria (18) England (17) Fáskrúðsfjörður (2) Florida (1) France (11) Georgia (4) Germany (20) Gnomelandia (9) Goobertown, Arizona (2) Greece (10) Guam (1) Hegyközszentimre (1) Hell (28) The Himalayan Mountains (1) Hungary (5) Iceland (9) Idaho (2) India (3) Indonesia (1) Iowa (2) Islamabad (1) Israel (1) Istanbul (1) Italy (1) Ithaka (2) Japan (9) Kalamazoo, Michigan (25) Kazakhstan (1) Knoxville, Tennessee (1) Kosovo (2) Lakshadweep (1) Lemnos (2) The Levant (2) Loyalsockville, Pennsylvania (2) Macedonia (2) Madagascar (1) Maine (1) Mars (2) Massachusetts (2) Mauritania (1) Mel’s Hole (1) Mexico (3) Michigan (28) Mississippi (4) Missouri (2) Mohenjo-Daro (1) the moon (20) Moravia (13) Morea (1) Moscow (3) Munich (1) Neptune (6) New Bouillabaissia (5) New Gardegnomia (3) New Hampshire (2) New Jersey (2) New Mexico (3) New York (9) Nizhny Novgorod (1) Norstrilia (2) North Korea (1) North Pole (2) Norway (1) Ohio (1) Oregon (1) The Pacific Ocean (5) Pakistan (2) Palestine (1) Patagonia (2) Pennsylvania (2) Petrograd (1) Philippines (3) Pluto (1) Pomerania (5) Poughkeepsie, New York (1) Prague (2) Provo, Utah (1) Prussia (2) Rhode Island (2) Rome (6) Russia (14) Saint Croix (1) Saskatchewan (1) Saudi Arabia (1) Saugus, Michigan (1) Saxony (1) Scotland (7) Secaucus, New Jersey (2) Sheboygan, Wisconsin (1) Shitlingthorpe (7) Sicily (8) Silesia (7) Slovakia (1) Smolensk (2) South Carolina (2) South Korea (1) Spain (6) Spread Eagle, Wisconsin (2) Squabbletown, California (1) the sun (20) Sunapee, New Hampshire (1) Székesfehérvár (1) Tashkurgan (1) Tennessee (1) Texas (3) Three Mile Island (1) Ticonderoga (1) Togo (1) Tucson, Arizona (1) Trebizond (1) Ukraine (1) The United States (117) Utah (1) Uranus (3) Uzbekistan (1) The Vatican (2) Vermont (1) Vietnam (1) Wall Street (1) Washington, D.C. (3) Weewahitchka, Florida (1) Westphalia (34) Wisconsin (3) Wollongong (4) Ytterby (8)
Aminals! Meow! Woof! Booyeah!
aardvarks (1) alpacas (3) ants (6) armadillos (4) badgers (1) bats (9) bears (8) beavers (3) bees (9) beetles (2) birds (146) buffaloes (3) butterflies (4) camels (3) caterpillars (2) cats (56) chickens (27) Chihuahuas (4) chipmunks (4) clams (5) cluster lizards (5) cockroaches (18) cows (31) coyotes (1) crabs (5) crickets (3) crows (1) demons (5) dingoes (6) dinosaurs (3) dogs (115) dolphins (1) donkeys (9) dragons (4) ducks (35) dugongs (14) eagles (4) earwigs (2) eels (1) elephants (11) elk (2) emus (3) fish (56) fleas (8) flies (5) foxes (9) frogs (15) garefowl (6) geese (33) ghasts (4) glargoyles (2) glorpf-snakes (7) gluefish (14) gnomes (170) gnutes (4) goats (52) goblins (3) goldfish (1) gorillas (40) grasshoppers (7) gremlins (4) grouse (1) grues (11) gugs (4) guinea pigs (1) guppies (3) hamsters (41) harooloos (6) hippopotamuses (2) hornets (1) horses (51) insects (95) kerfrumpts (6) Knib-Knob Gnomes (8) koalas (4) llamas (2) lice (5) lions (5) lizards (17) lobsters (2) mice (13) mites (2) moles (4) monkeys (39) moose (29) mosquitoes (2) moths (4) mubbleducks (3) mules (1) naugas (2) ocelots (4) octopuses (2) orangutans (2) owls (7) oxen (2) penguins (2) pheasants (3) pigeons (4) pigs (41) pincer monkeys (18) poltergeists (1) porcupines (18) pumas (2) rabbits (5) rats (18) rhinoceros (3) salamanders (13) Westphalian Schmongeling Gnomes (33) schtumpfenbeasts (5) screaming stars (49) sharks (4) sheep (13) shuggoths (10) Silesian Shipping Gnomes (4) singing spiders (25) skunks (1) the skeezle-wumpus (6) slugs (1) smurfs (8) snails (7) snail darters (3) snakes (10) spiders (32) squirrels (35) stink bugs (1) the stuffleupagous (9) sunfish (1) tadpoles (5) termites (1) tommygoffs (6) turkeys (7) turtles (4) voles (2) wasps (1) weasels (1) whales (4) wolves (2) woodchucks (2) worms (9) yaks (11) yetis (2) zebras (5)
Things Pnårp likes to nosh upon… and places to do so!
alcohol (17) apples (10) aspartame (1) bacon (7) bagels (5) beans (8) blunch (7) bouillabaisse (42) burritos (7) cake (5) caramel gumdruggilies (2) cereal (4) cheddar (2) cheese (26) chocolate (3) Coca-Cola (1) coffee (17) corn (25) cornpones (11) crab rangoons (2) cranberries (1) crème brûlée (1) croissants (3) crudberry pie (6) donuts (12) doodlewhacker pie (3) Dunkin’ Donuts (10) eggs (35) elderberries (1) Elkwalker Ale (2) Everlasting Gobstoppers (2) flobcumbers (10) Fluffernutter (10) garlic (1) Gatorade (5) gorgonzola (2) grapes (2) guacamole (1) hair sandwiches (2) Hákarl (2) ham (22) The Ham & Eggs (4) hamburgers (9) hotdogs (14) ice cream (4) KFC (1) leeks (1) lemons (6) macadamias (2) marshmallows (2) marmite (1) mayonnaise (3) McDonald’s (5) meatloaf (1) melamine (1) milk (9) molasses (1) Mountain Dew (10) mustard (7) oatmeal cookies (16) oranges (2) Oreos (6) pancakes (4) pasta (17) pastrami (1) pears (2) pepperoni (35) pepper (9) Pepsi (2) pickles (5) pie (34) pie-eating contests (5) pizza (4) porncones (3) potatoes (13) potted meat (8) pumpkins (3) radishes (1) Rice Krispies (2) salad (4) salami (3) salt (10) sandwiches (22) sausages (13) scones (2) soy sauce (7) spam (25) spinach (2) sugar (7) Taco Bell (2) tacos (4) tater-tots (4) tea (3) tomatoes (4) treacle (8) wine cheese (2)
All sorts of stuff!
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