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Entries mentioning squirrels
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
The tapering of taped cans and candies Canned on January 7, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Spaceworthy guardsquirrels Decompressed on December 9, 2007
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Soft, and steaming lightly Castigated on July 31, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

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