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Entries mentioning frogs

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005