Entries mentioning England | |
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There are no bagels thereSpaced on November 17, 2024 | |
Playing stupidFeathered on August 18, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Ratiocination and a ratBugged off on July 9, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
Ungabungabugandabunga!Land-locked on November 11, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
Uneventful, boring, and blandNothing happened on August 28, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Technicolor horse testiclesNuked on June 27, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of HitlerSnickerdickered on March 30, 2008 | |
Not so dead againRecomposed right before March 2, 2008 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
Oatmeal cookies and their spiesWeeded on May 21, 2006 | |
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster FlapdoodlesZanzibarred on December 11, 2005 | |
Zero-factor linguisticsLaughed about within June 5, 2005 | |
A brass knob had fallen on my headBelched out on September 26, 1999 | |
The Countess-Prelate von SträsmussenbörgBleeped out for September 19, 1999 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbeliefApprenticed to May 9, 1999 |