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Entries mentioning alabaster

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005