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Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005