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Entries mentioning AK-47

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Misplaced before January 8, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999