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Entries mentioning salad

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006