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Entries mentioning geese

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

When Saturday is Sunday

Blown right past August 19, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Squish-&-honk!

Peppered lightly with May 13, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

Busy: Ankle-crawling kudzu

Toddled about on August 27, 2006

Busy: A whole flock of geese

Goosed before August 20, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Busy this week too!

Put out on January 29, 2006

Busy this week!

Placed next to January 22, 2006

She isn’t dead!

Copulated after January 15, 2006