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Entries mentioning sandwiches

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

Curse inflatable hotdogs

Expurgated on January 23, 2005

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999