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Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010