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Entries mentioning groins

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010