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Entries mentioning Spend-O-Mart

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006