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Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Frozen in a hole

Frostbit on December 23, 2007

In a hole

Holed up on December 16, 2007

Spaceworthy guardsquirrels

Decompressed on December 9, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

Plårp, Plårp!

Popped up on July 22, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

Further visages of feet-&-toes

Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007

Sleeping in the closet

Lamented on April 22, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005