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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning Michigan

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

Briefcase! Gatorade!!

Fudged up against February 13, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999