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Entries mentioning wheedling

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005