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Entries mentioning mint

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005