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Julian Rhoodie

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Entries mentioning Julian Rhoodie

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006