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Entries mentioning yaks

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

I need a new hobby

Telephoned on February 19, 2006

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999

No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone

Fondled on August 22, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999