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Entries mentioning forts

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

I still don’t trust these cookies…

Hollered well before May 14, 2006