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Entries mentioning ficus trees

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007