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a fifth Sunday

One of those dreaded, pestilential extra Sundays that some months have! O, five-Sunday months, I hate you so!

Entries mentioning a fifth Sunday

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Dogging the Balphonse

Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Dead in a hole

Deceased on December 30, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

Busy this week too!

Put out on January 29, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999