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Entries mentioning lampshades

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005