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Entries mentioning asshattery

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005