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Entries mentioning asshattery

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005