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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning urine

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

I had failed

Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999