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Entries mentioning Dr. Seuss

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007