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Entries mentioning Dr. Seuss

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007