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Entries mentioning John Updike

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Oh, the fendippity!

Panicked over on May 23, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship

Appeased prior to July 2, 2006