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Entries mentioning shrieking

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Aaaahhhh!!

Whiffled on November 25, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

Aaaahhh!!

Vindicated and tabulated on November 7, 1999