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Entries mentioning shrieking

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006