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Entries mentioning screeching

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006