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Entries mentioning smurfs

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I love AOL

Placated since August 1, 1999