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Entries mentioning Knib-Knob Gnomes

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship

Appeased prior to July 2, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006