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Entries mentioning kerfrumpts

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

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Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007